During a joint military exercise by both U.S. and British troops, two of the highest commanders were discussing their troops, and both were convinced that their own troops were braver than the other's.
US General: Your British troops are fine, but our Marines are braver!
British SAS officer: I doubt that, but anyway, how can you prove it?
US General: That's easy! Look!
He calls to one of the nearby US marines:
Marine! Go to the top of that 20 metre high tower and throw yourself off, head first.
The marine looks puzzled and worried, but since he cannot disobey an order, he says "Yessir!" goes up the steps to the top and jumps off, head first. He hits the ground with a thump and is rushed away to hospital.
US General turns to SAS officer: That's bravery!
British SAS Officer: Yes, maybe, but ...
He turns to an SAS trooper: Trooper! Go up that tower and throw yourself off head first.
SAS trooper: Go get stuffed you f* * * ing idiot!
SAS officer turns to US General: THAT, general, is bravery!
Former SAS_Capt_James - Webmaster, Map Maker, Live-Ops Creator
Well, in all fairness, the marine did kill himself, i mean, comon now. The british fella just gets an article fifteen and a court date :?
Regardless, funny, I don't like marines as much anyway.
I cannot fathom that the Lord has blessed us with logic and rationality and have us forgo their use.
joke killer US AR an order cannot be given out unles the person issuing them is willing to do that order him/herself, back to the joke this is true except for marines their just freaking nuts
"Game over man." Pvt. Hudson. SAS 22nd E.V.R.
Hahaha good story there James. And good to see you again. Get on the servers soon :o))
SAS_VET_Centurion. And that is my $.02 Cdn. worth!!! Just because I am 51, does not mean I am old!
Well the only Marine I've played online with often could fit that catagory but he was a bloody good shot with a Gauss rifle !