Why dogs are mens best friend

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Why dogs are mens best friend

Why Dogs are mens best friend:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

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haha ROTFL

Nice one!! Lol

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Well...I Enjoyed this ...LMAO

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Re: Why dogs are mens best friend

ROFL

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

I wish Willow knew how to read that lol. She gets very upset if she smells another dog (or WORSE, a cat!) on me after work, when she got stuck sleeping on a couch all day, instead of working >_>

PS #13 is illegal in some areas.

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Purty good one there!!!LOL

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LOL Biggrin

I know that one too...just with Beer I-m so happy

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:ROTFL Biggrin

Good one !

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Ok Ok Ok OK, then think about this
(its a danish joke I've tried to translate over to the english language, so I hope you will understand it)

How do you know who your best friend is, the wife or the dog ???

You take your wife and dog, put them in the trunk of your car (a sedan is best for this purpose). Then drive a good long trip, AT LEAST one hour. Stop on a suitible place (a good spot would be where you can run away) and open the trunk, so that your wife and dog can get out. And take a close look at who of them will come running to you and smile and will be glad to see you.

I BET that its your dog.

So = the dog is a mans best friend.

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Noer... to late... i posted that joke ages ago

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bugger

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ROTFL B:F :gr

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How to get a divorce fast? Tell that to an American Girl Wink

Watch out for the women down here if you ever visit >_>

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