What you can do with Vodka.

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The_Baroness
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What you can do with Vodka.

My friend sent me this through mail. Thought it was kind of funny.

What Vodka can do for you

*To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.
* To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
* To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
* Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
* Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush and then blot dry.
* Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
* Add a jigger of vodka to a 12 oz bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleansed the scalp, removes toxins from hair and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
* Fill a 16 oz trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
* Pour 1/2 cup vodka and 1/2 cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pains or black eyes.
* Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, and then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
* To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on you chest and back as a liniment.
* To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
* Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
* Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the oil residue from you skin.

AND SILLY US...WE'VE ONLY BEEN DRINKING THE STUFF!!!!

Just like to add. If we all tried these things we would probably be labeled an alcoholic. Cause if you were washing your hair and body with this stuff you would smell like alcohol from head to toe. Second of all if Facs ever came to your door and you or your house reeked of alcohol your children would be taken away.

ROFLMAO

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Spidey01
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Hahahaha, dang that might work on tubs too but what a co$tly waste <_>

Scout
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101 uses for vodka Lol Nice find but I agree with spidey. The stuff is to precious to just wash my feet with Lol

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Spidey01
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I thought good Vodka was supposed to have an high alcohol content <_>

SAS_WIZ
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Vodka is basically just alchohol and water.

And im quite happy to be labelled silly Cheers

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