Top indications that you play too much RvS

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Top indications that you play too much RvS

Announcing your flatulence with "flashbang out"
Standing to the side of doors before opening them
Pressing the PTT key when talking to people in the next room
When walking through the mall, you fight boredom by trying to figure out who's packing and who's holding
Possessing the ability to navigate the stock maps in total darkness, but you stub your toe walking around your own home
When traveling by plane, you board the plane last so you can profile all other passengers before deciding to get onboard
Your dreams sometimes take place in RvS maps
Walking with a friend, you immediately take up the coverman position
Watching a good action film, you accidentally yell "tango down" when a bad guy gets shot
You find yourself critiquing the entry tactics of the cops in TV dramas
There is a letter Y at the beginning of all your texts and IMs
You catch yourself scanning rooftops and windows as you walk the streets
You call "cover me" to your friend as you bend down to tie your shoelace
You realize your stapler is empty and you call out "weapon's dry"

If you have more, add them here Biggrin

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Any time ya typin there is a y before each line.

Also if you and ya friend are ridin in the truck and pull up to a intersection both of you hollar out CLEAR LEFT and CLEAR RIGHT before yall pull out, aint that right JB.

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You yell taking fire while you are under an ice storm.

Say objective reached when you get to a party.

You watch all windows and rooftops while you walk in the street

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Any time ya typin there is a y before each line.

I'll add that one for sure! Lol

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You watch all windows and rooftops while you walk in the street

Too true. :oops:

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Lol Now I definitely know that I play way too much ravenshield, i suppose i should go to a Ravenshield Addicts meeting.

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When you yell to your mates...'COVER ME!!' when you need to tie your shoelace.

But please...Never shout 'ASSAULTING' when you climb into bed with your better half please lads

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lol nice ones Biggrin

And while working at the office, you shout out "RELOADING" as you put in a new ink cartridge.

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"You find yourself critiquing the entry tactics of the cops in TV dramas"

So true. I occasionally watch episodes of shows like Flashpoint or Castle, and find myself pointing out that they shouldn't stand on hinge side on doors or cross each other's LOF if they don't want to get shot. Smile

Outside walking with my family, often at night, I call "Reform on my position!" when we split up and get seperated a bit, which is followed by an "Objective Reached" from my Dad when we are all together again and he's taking up the rearguard position.

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But please...Never shout 'ASSAULTING' when you climb into bed with your better half please lads

That is KILLER funny!!! LolLolLolLolLolLol
Be tryin that one for sure.

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While sitting in Resturants, you find yourself working out entry plans and tactics on Napkins.

At night, you lock all the doors and announce "Area Secured"

You rest your hand on your Cell Phone Holster like its a 9mm sidearm...

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After reading all those things, the conclusion is: I play way too much RVS!

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Also whilst ya sittin at the table talkin, yall start drawin out entries plans for maps on paper.

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Lol Ranger, dont forget to crouch and wait for cover...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDXGWLA_jb4&playnext=1&list=PL530B349494D8D0BC

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LOL LolLolLol

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I think I've done most of these, even blogged about it some years back.

When you yell to your mates...'COVER ME!!' when you need to tie your shoelace.

But please...Never shout 'ASSAULTING' when you climb into bed with your better half please lads

but that just made me laugh my keester off.

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lol yeah i loved Wiz's ASSAULTING one Lol

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I just caught myself doing this the other night. While doing something at work, a co-worker pointed out a detail..I responded "Copy"...

He looked t me, laughed, and said..."gamer?"

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Too much RVS

Get falling down drunk w my buds,one passes out I call "MAN DOWN",at the bar evil wemon all around me I call "RETREAT".
At the bank getting my money,"RELOADING"

Optimistic with applied sense of humor...

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Lol. I do a lot of these.

Sometimes I lean out over the banister and look up the staircase to see if it's clear up there before proceeding.

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Biggrin
I guess I play too much. Wouldn't be that much without SAS Server though... But nice one here!! Biggrin Will join on Ravenshield Addict Meeting.

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I've done RvS-esque leaning when trying to see in front of people on at least 2 occasions.

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"He's trusting you to do your job which is to clear that corner! Nothing else!"

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The other day I had a first:

While playing the game, physically turn your head away from the screen so you don't see the flashbang.

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I do that all the fricking time Yogs.

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I've done that too Yogi. I-m so happy

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The Wifey says she is gonin to take a bath and ya say Copy That and turn back to the game.

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I do that also EZ. Well not to your wife obviously Lol

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When you yell to your mates...'COVER ME!!' when you need to tie your shoelace.

But please...Never shout 'ASSAULTING' when you climb into bed with your better half please lads

Well I won't say assaulting but rather V-4-6 In Position....

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Lol

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xD

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We arrive back home at my friends' after a long night...

Friend: Be quiet, my parents are probably asleep.

Me: Roger that, entering in STEALTH. *cracks the door open slowly*

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