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SAS_WIZ
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Technical support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Football 5.0, Rugby 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

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Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash! Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support

SAS_WIZ

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ROFL ROFL ROFL LolLolLol
LMAO - so true buddy - haha
(showed it to the MRS 7.0 and she agreed too :oops: )

haha

good post m8

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rofl

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I am workin with a older model that locks up at the blink of an eye, and I get alot of errors and have ta re BOOT to get it workin half way good but afterwards it sometimes has a lota lag when I try to work with it.

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Nice one... Lol

I knew this one before, but posted by a guy, so, suddenly the program Table-dance 4.0 stopped working after upgrading girlfriend to wife...

DUKE, Germany

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Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"

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in that case I'd recommend "Affair pre-Alpha 0.11.2a"

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What...No Windows Logos....LMAO.. ROTFL

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Nice one... Lol

I knew this one before, but posted by a guy, so, suddenly the program Table-dance 4.0 stopped working after upgrading girlfriend to wife...

DUKE, Germany

LMAO Lol

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ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

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Ambu
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hehe nice one

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Nice one... Lol

I knew this one before, but posted by a guy, so, suddenly the program Table-dance 4.0 stopped working after upgrading girlfriend to wife...

DUKE, Germany

Duke, keep an eye on the GF upgrade to wife program.. it's been known to crash the sex 6.9 program :roll: :cry: Exclaim

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Yep and I have seen that when it crashes the sex 6.9 program there is a virus of Honey Do's 7.1 that can take over the whole system.

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No worries, JB...

It is simple: never touch a running system... Dirol

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