The tail of Sgt Fury.

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The tail of Sgt Fury.

I honestly wish I could make this stuff up, but this is jimmykaboots just kinda going crazy in an xfire chat.

[13:28] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: Sgt Fury!
[13:28] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: hey
[13:28] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: hows my Fury friend?
[13:28] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: not bad
[13:28] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: yourself?
[13:29] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: lamo when i think of fury
[13:29] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: i think of a hamster
[13:29] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: that hurts
[13:29] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: no way man
[13:29] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: thats totally rad
[13:29] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: this hamster in full combat gear steps out of a tactical unit van
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: pulls out whatever primary gun you use
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: and says
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: I am Sgt. Fury
[13:30] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: lol
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: no one
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: no one...
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: messes with me
[13:30] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: haha
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: pulls back shotgun
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: CHIK CHIK
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: everyone looks around
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: who said that?
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: BOOM
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: shotgun is fired upwards into the air
[13:30] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: I DID DOWN HERE YOU NINNYS!
[13:31] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: you put WAY TOO MUCH thought into this stuff
[13:31] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: And its a M60, not a shotgun Wink
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: 0.o
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: RATATATATA
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: WE'RE BEING FIRED UPON
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: RETURN FIRE!
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: WHERES THE TANGOS?!
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: EAST
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: everyone fires east
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: hear ppl screaming
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: SORRY WRONG WAY says COmmander Jimmykaboots
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: Commander Jimmykaboots: WEST!
[13:31] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: everyone turns west and fires
[13:32] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: RATATATAT
[13:32] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: people screaming AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[13:32] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: com. Jimmykaboots looks at his compas and licks his finger and sticks it into the air
[13:32] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: no wait guys i think its north
[13:32] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: SWAT: ARGH WHY DONT YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND
[13:32] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: everyone fires north
[13:32] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: com. jimmykaboots: ops sorry guys i think the tangos are south
[13:32] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: im pretty sure
[13:33] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: SWAT: THATS IT!
[13:33] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: the whole swat team turns around and fires south
[13:33] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: straight into their tactical van
[13:33] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: RATATAT
[13:33] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: lol
[13:33] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: tactical van is blow apart to shreds
[13:33] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: 0.o
[13:33] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: com. Jimmykaboots: hey dont blame me
[13:33] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: everyone is staring at Jimmy
[13:34] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: com. Jimmykaboots : i meant, go around the van
[13:34] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: SWAT: you know what?!
[13:34] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: WE QUIT
[13:34] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: yea, that soounds about right
[13:34] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: they all throw down their guns and walk away
[13:34] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: except for one lone soldier
[13:34] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: one lone gunman
[13:34] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: to fight for justice
[13:34] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: Sgt....
[13:35] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: Fury
[13:35] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: lol
[13:35] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: squeaky voice: I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU COMMANDER!
[13:35] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: Jimmy: go home kid
[13:35] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: Fury: IM NO KID!
[13:35] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: Fury: jabs Jimmy in the toe with the end of his gun
[13:35] [SAS]_Sgt_Fury: *sigh*
[13:35] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: jimmy: OW I STEPPED ON A TOOTHPICK
[13:35] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: allrighty fury you wanan fight?
[13:35] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: in you go!
[13:36] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: picks up the hamster and jucks it through an open window of the building
[13:36] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: GOOD LUCK
[13:36] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: time for my lunch break
[13:36] =|DTU|=jimmykaboots|SGT|B: i'll check on him later

SAS_Relish
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hmmmm

seems about right.

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SAS_Adze
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Interesting.

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Woahhh just realised far more interesting than that is the stunning punnery going on in the title of this thread! ROFL

Jso
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This is a public forum...

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:glasses:

Fury
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This is a public forum...

Thats why I posted it.

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wow fury what did you do!

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Hahahaha I can imagine you with a tail running around with an LMG wasting the tangos. Eagle_1 has a small remote control vehicle you can ride around in also. ROFLMAO.........;-)

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rofl ROFLI-m so happy :laugh:

SAS_Recon
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Huh ?? :eek:

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Where can i get these pills?

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Jimmykaboots
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I think its time to lie low for a bit....

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lol

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