A simple joke

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SAS_WIZ
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A simple joke

A boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mammy and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mammy and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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'You got Male!'"

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hehe lol nice joke wiz

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HA HA nice joke mate............! ! ............nice to see you back on forums Biggrin

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Bill Gates and Steve Jobs

Nice one WIZ
You can tell its american with the "MOM" not "MUM" !
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I never noticed that when i copied it. Anyway ive translated it now, and maybe a couple of you will work out where that comes from

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rolling on the floor laughing my buttocks off.

SAS_Webmaster
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Haha I've heard that one before.. still funny today.

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Thanks, it it is funny. I wanted to send it to the playboy and FHM now but the best joke wins something action expired.

Raider
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lol

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Haha that was great Lol

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ROFLMAO

I love that joke no matter how many times I here it.

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rofl...never heard it before

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