Today [SAS] Search and rescue reported that they had found one of our missing Officers!!!
I am pleased to report that SAS_En4cer is safe and well, and was living in a village in Timbuktoo. He was split from his patrol some time ago, and has been hand-rearing goats ever since.
However, I am pleased to announce that SAS_En4cer will, from this day; be resuming his role as a Captain and Officer of [SAS] 22nd EVR.
I suggest that you all welcome him home, and get your black kit ready, as im sure that he will want to see you all in the killing house shortly.
Welcome back Captain!!!
Lt_Col WIZ, VC, MiD (Ret)