A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a
story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed
like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a
strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the
girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died. Oh m gosh, thought the
father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several
weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
| "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night
and got up at the crack! of dawn to go to his office. He
was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watchedthe clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the
end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at
his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight
arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so
late, what's the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the
worst day of my life."
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe
what happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead
on our porch."
"Game over man." Pvt. Hudson. SAS 22nd E.V.R.
Now I really didnt see that coming.
The milkman is actually her father! Oh my god.
I didn't see that a coming ether, but I saw the rolfmbo coming:)