Early Sunday afternoon, a group of approximately 80 USN SEALs and US Army Rangers and Air Cavalry raided the heavily fortified compound of Osama BL, shooting him in the head after he refused to surrender. The compound outside of Jalalabad was constructed for OBL over the course of six years.
Additionally, the compound sits just a few hundred meters from a Pakistani military school. No doubt the Pakistani government was as shocked to learn of this as we were Thanks for the great intelligence support guys.
The US government notified Pakistan of the action, just moments before we tromped on their sovereignty and executed the raid--and popped one in Osama's skull.
After the raid, the SEALs took possession of OBL's bony corpse for DNA testing--comparing a sample against a sample taken from his sister while she was in the US for a medical procedure. It is believed that OBL's son was also killed in the operation.
President BH Obama announced last night that BL was dead and that his body had been buried at sea, and that his body was carefully handled in strict accordance with Islamic Law. (Was that before or after we let a horny male pig have at OBL's backside?)
The action of burial-at-sea was, no doubt, to prevent OBL's grave from becoming a shrine :w and rallying site B: for Islamo-fascist extremists to get their jollies. Now whales can defecate on his rotting remains.
It is recommended that American's traveling abroad observe due diligence for their personal safety and avoid crowds or areas where OBL sympathizers are likely to be located. The State Dept warns to stay away from middle eastern males between the ages of 18-35 who seem to be dressed warmly, sweating too much, rocking back and forth and chanting incoherently as they may be suicide bombers looking to retaliate. Sound advice, I should say.
More to come as this excellent story unfolds...
Lt. Col (Retired)
22nd [SAS] Elite Virtual Regiment