A nice little joke, with some bad language

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A nice little joke, with some bad language

In the USA, each branch of the military regards the other branches differently. There is one thing that they can agree on, and that is that the Air Force sucks... Wink Enjoy.
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An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb. pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is shit."

An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from an airplane and marched 18 miles, and says with a smile, "This is good shit!"

A Navy SEAL lies in the mud, 55 LB pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy positions, says with a grin, "This really is great shit."

A Force Recon Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65 LB pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude, into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to the shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this shit. "

The Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air conditioned, carpeted office and says, "My e-mail's out? What kind of shit is this?"

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Yeah, Merge, i like that one

Pretty much paint an accurate image of the hierarchy of all military organisation, virtual or otherwise :laugh:

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LOL

SAS_WIZ
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Ill have u know, my office is not carpeted nor air conditioned, am i missing something... SHIELD!!!.........

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you get what you ask for, airforce doesnt see much action and i regard them as not so good on their own. you get what you put in and that isnt much

wiz i could send you to siberia i think they have AC

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Hahahahahha, I love this teams sense of humor:)

IMHO If you want a real aircraft, go check out the US Navy XD