Military Humour - Dry but Poetic...

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SAS_En4cer
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Military Humour - Dry but Poetic...

You have to love the eloquence of the marine!

Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked: "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"

The Marine shrugged and replied: "Recoil."

I just couldn't stop laughing....

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well life suggests that me will. but a trained Capt saw it less than 2 seca in

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one word classic

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lol yes that is defintely the cold-blooded response of a well trained Marine Lol

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Leave it to the Marines 8=)

A marine is always a Rifleman first & foremost after all hehe.

Noer
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LOL.....cool answer

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Haha that's a very cold and funny answer :D. I love it

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Fine response...

It's the only right answer anyway... Twisted

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Biggrin lol love it! simple, accurate, bloody funny!

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Biggrin very good one en4cer sir

Snipers are the most anal of trades in the army so to hear a joke from an american sniper is a shocker lol.

PS we british are better lol

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I think it was a United States Marine that held the record for the longest distance Sniper kill until recent years Smile

Now I think its a Canadian Sniper that was serving in Afghanistan.

Valroe
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cool & cold Smile

Yuke
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ROFL
well i really wanted to see the face of the reporter with that response :D:D

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Maybe like this ?

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Yuke
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ROFL Biggrin

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hah what a response.

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