Lonley hearts ads........what they really mean:
Adventurous = easy / Athletic = flat chested / 30 something = 41
Fun = annoying / Wild = gets drunk easily / Beautifull eyes = face like a robbers dog / Seeks knight in shining armour = ex husband is a nutter / New age = hairy / Headstrong = argumentative / Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alchoholic / Curvy = overweight / Cuddly = overweight / Likes eating out = greedy and overweight / Likes nights in = lazy and overweight.
apologies in advance my mom sends me the strangest jokes.
'Seeks knight in shining armour = ex husband is a nutter'
rofl!
At first glance I was like "Ummm?! OK.."; LMAO your mom sent you this haha. Heres one I got from my sis.
NEWSFLASH: Kermit the frog found dead from flu. Apparently he had been eating out swine.
Noli Mi Tangere!!! Don't Tread On Me!!!
Yall crazy,LOL.