Lonely hearts

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Chorly
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Lonely hearts

Lonley hearts ads........what they really mean:

Adventurous = easy / Athletic = flat chested / 30 something = 41
Fun = annoying / Wild = gets drunk easily / Beautifull eyes = face like a robbers dog / Seeks knight in shining armour = ex husband is a nutter / New age = hairy / Headstrong = argumentative / Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alchoholic / Curvy = overweight / Cuddly = overweight / Likes eating out = greedy and overweight / Likes nights in = lazy and overweight.
apologies in advance Smile my mom sends me the strangest jokes.

Spidey01
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'Seeks knight in shining armour = ex husband is a nutter'

rofl!

Scout
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At first glance I was like "Ummm?! OK.."; LMAO your mom sent you this haha. Heres one I got from my sis.

NEWSFLASH: Kermit the frog found dead from flu. Apparently he had been eating out swine.

Noli Mi Tangere!!! Don't Tread On Me!!!

SAS_Ezbass
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Yall crazy,LOL.