KIDS....

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SAS_Spawn
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KIDS....

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed,"Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice -- even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,
John

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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d0nk3y_k0n9
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LOL

Lol

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hehe

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l Lol

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Ambu
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hehe, nice one.
If only I would have made such a letter when I was young.

SAS_Carter
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i did..... but when i returned home the locks were changed lol

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/me throws his head back and roars with laughter

That really must've been a bad report card xD

SAS_Ezbass
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Thats a purty good one there. Lol

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Ouch, poor dad ...

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I would have raided that trailer park like the scene from True Lies. Helicopters, flood lights, fast-roping, black-clad commandos and all.

That was a funny scene in the movie when that con man took Harry's wife to the trailer park and Harry called in a full assault on the trailer and opened it up like a can of sardines!

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