A joke for Cara

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ESCRT
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A joke for Cara

A woman took her husband to a psychologist because he thought he was a dog.
"Why don't you sit on the couch?" the psychologist said when they arrived.
"Oh, no" said the woman. "He's not allowed on the furniture."

Those who believe to be something, have stopped to become something

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Hahaha Escrt, good one Biggrin

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How about both of these Cara.

1. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

2. A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds section of the Newspaper: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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Cara
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Haha Adel

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rofl @ the last one

SAS_Spawn
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The Second One was very funny,,hehe

totally understand the first, but not in mixed company.... Smile

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Haha Spawn... women feel the same so don't you worry about that! Blum 3