A woman took her husband to a psychologist because he thought he was a dog.
"Why don't you sit on the couch?" the psychologist said when they arrived.
"Oh, no" said the woman. "He's not allowed on the furniture."
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Those who believe to be something, have stopped to become something
Hahaha Escrt, good one
How about both of these Cara.
1. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
2. A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds section of the Newspaper: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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Haha Adel
rofl @ the last one
The Second One was very funny,,hehe
totally understand the first, but not in mixed company....
Haha Spawn... women feel the same so don't you worry about that!