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>> A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was
>>taken to the hospital. While on the operating table
>>she had a near death experience.
>>
>>Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
>>
>>God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months
>>and 8 days to live."
>>
>>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
>>hospital and have a facelift, lipo-suction, breast
>>implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come
>>in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
>>
>>Since she had so much more time to live, she figured
>>she might as well make the most of it.
>>
>>After her last operation, she was released from the
>>hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,
>>she was hit and killed by an ambulance.
>>
>>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought
>>you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull
>>me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
>>
>>God replied: "I didn't recognize you."

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hehe, nice one.

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that was good i got a good chukle out of that

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Lol

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lol thats a good 1 ... wish God was more upfront with people like that in reel life 8O

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Hehhehe ironric Smile