It just dawned on me....

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It just dawned on me....

It just dawned on me

It's just dawned on me!!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick .......

I think my dog is a member of Congress!

Military life is having a plan. Then a new plan. Then another plan. Then the first plan. Then a brand new plan only to go back to the 2nd plan. 

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lol

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Nice one Arctic..And uncannily true of all politicians.
Anyway...where have you been hiding?

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Thats right on there Artic, But truth be known, He is the one who will be the happiest to see ya Each and Every day ya get back, He will also be your Best friend and when ya have a problem he will listen very good and then give comfort afterwards which always makes ya feel better, His trust of you is undyin and he will never get bored of your company, You can do no wrong in his eyes,

Yep this sounds jus like my Buck too.

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Ez, I didn't know Buck was a politician....

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My dog has to do a lot of work:

1. Make sure NO unauthorized personnel enter the household. This includes the cat.

2. Bark until everyone in the house tells him to shut the hell up.

3. Clean up all food-based messes that get made.

4. Make sure no other dog usurps his power or questions his authoritah.

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Wiz- Ive been here and there. Mostly there. In any case, I drop in on the forums from time to time to see how things are going. Got a new laptop so who knows maybe you guys will see me on the servers. Right now I find myself playing Battlefield 3 which is a very good game.

Military life is having a plan. Then a new plan. Then another plan. Then the first plan. Then a brand new plan only to go back to the 2nd plan. 

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Nice one Weasel... huh Arctic! I will never get use to it HAHA! Good to see you here and I hope to get with you in the servers. Also, a lot of our members do play ARMA2 and OA, so feel free to ask for some games.

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Hahaha

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Greetings, Arctic Exclaim

Step in when there is time...

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Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"

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Regress?

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Digress?