Introducing myself (MonkeYMaN)

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Introducing myself (MonkeYMaN)

I WARN YOU NOW THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG POST!

Following lCpl Duke's advice, i have decided to sign up here and introduce myself.
My original screename is Dilarus, i came up with MonkeYMaN the day i found the SAS training ground
My aliases:Dilarus
MonkeYMaN
Hank
Wobbles
Timon

Im from England, ive been playing/training on the SAS training ground for about two weeks now
Youll recognise me from my odd camouflage (generally pink) my barking orders over the VoIp, or by me being stood next to, WORMMEISTER .

Turn ons: good teamplay, long walks on the beach and SAS_Spidey
Turn offs: ppl who block doorways, teammates who dont take the proper equipment and BOXER

Funny ocurrances in the server:
1. my wand not working and i give the 'clear' anyway, finding my entire squad dead only a second later.
2. i fire round after round of beanbags into a sus, only to find it has no effect and the sus wipes out my team
3. beating a sus to death because he said the f word one too many times
4. getting beaten to death by wormmeister for doing so
5. changing my name to Timon, and along with Pumbaa (wormmeister) and Mufasa (woodlake88th) singing 'the lion sleeps tonight' over the VoIp

i feel i have made a few friends on the server, and DUKE has mentioned a liking for my style of humour, which comes out constantly during my time on the server.

Ok now for the boring part, what i think of the SAS
apart from their sexy camo

WARNING IF YOU DONT WANT TO READ MY LIFE STORY SKIP THIS PART ENTIRELY!

[boring part]

As an avid gamer who enjoys tactical playing over mindless killing, i was trawling through the SWAT 4 servers only to be disappointed at every turn. Finding teams of foul mouthed rambos who would get themselves killed and blame the game over their own lack of skill.
But then i came across the SAS clan's training ground and stuck around for a day or two, just because the swearing was toned down and there was always people playing.
Up until this point i only played with the LTL shotgun , trying my hardest to get that elusive 100% score. If i got lucky and made the 100, it would be the most unfulfilling victory as suspects would throw countless bullets my way, only to retaliate with a beanbag seemed so tame. There had to be more to the game than constant non lethal play.
When the SAS told me to take a lethal gun and kill people, i shamefully admit i argued with them, as i thought using less than lethal took more skill than just spraying a room with a machinegun.
I was on the verge of getting kicked when i gave in and used a lethal gun, i didnt fire a single shot, but just by following the SAS team around i noticed that they hardly ever took a hit and that miscommunication was eliminated as each member knew where to be ahead of time.
It was then that i realised keeping yourself and your team alive, ensuring the safety of the hostages and clearing rooms quickly and effectively is next to impossible with non lethal weapons. The scoring system ingame is a little unrealistic in that there are circumstances that call for force.
For example a sus is pointing an AK at a hostage's head, you dont want to be messing around with pepper spray, you must take down the sus before the hostage comes to harm, if they dont drop the weapon, you drop them.
AND SO it dawned on me, this was how games should be played, with outstanding effectiveness and teamwork, not as a competition for the highest score. Ive always felt that there is no place for lone wolves, these SAS guys prove it.
i guess people join the SAS to be safe in the knowledge that the person covering their back is the best there is.
Ive met some great gamers (such as DUKE, SPIDEY, LAZKO (sas) and WORMMEISTER, WOODLAKE88th, NAVY (non sas)) and some not so great (*cough*BOXER*cough*) but every round i have played here has been a learning experience, i have gone from breaking the rules out of ignorance to enforcing them single mindedly.
Theres been countless times ive had to warn someone about thier language or to tell them to GET BACK IN FORMATION
[/ boring part]
OK i guess ill wrap it up now, as for my skills ingame, lets say im a good team player, i have no problems taking orders from someone who knows what theyre doing. I usually find myself in a leadership position and 90% of the time my squad comes out alive >. Come find me on the server and ill show you what im made of.
dont be surprised to see this:
MonkeYMan betrayed Wormmeister with an Asswhooping

Miles
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Never saw a such colourful introductory post...

Welcome to the mighty SAS ... see you in TG3.

\"Virtue is its own reward.\"

Medic
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Hi

This was a long post, LOL.

A bit confused there about your turn ons.........

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Re: Introducing myself (MonkeYMaN)

[size=12] AND SO it dawned on me, this was how games should be played, with outstanding effectiveness and teamwork, not as a competition for the highest score. Ive always felt that there is no place for lone wolves, these SAS guys prove it.
i guess people join the SAS to be safe in the knowledge that the person covering their back is the best there is.

So it is said - so it shall be Exclaim

WELCOME on the forum, MonkeYMan! Lol

Nice to have you on TG#3...
...and we know for sure that our SAS-skin is sexy. Dirol

I've never seen MonkeyWorms before, but keep in mind that Teamkills are not accepted.

See you out there!

DUKE, Germany

"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"

Yuke
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Hey Dilarus i remember you,and we can always use good Tactical minded players,so be sure to check the Training + Tactics button on you left to see so me of our BASIC procedures
welcome to the forums mate Wink

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Jeez dont know what came over me, it was 2 am and i was too awake to sleep so i just kept typing ^_^
Thanks for the welcome guys, it is much appreciated.
And YUKE, as a matter of fact i read through your tactics before i signed up, i was just familiarising myself with the site and thought id like to know all there is about how you play ^-^

Guess i gotta find myself a copy of RvS Blum 3

MonkeYMaN

oh, dorry DUKE i meant to say:
MonkeYMaN betrayed Wormmeister with a BOUQUET OF FLOWERS

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LolLolLol MonkeyMan you're unique! Nice post it's very flashy.

Welcome to the forums and keep on being yourself Wink

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Welcome to the forums. Lol (Very nice introductory post) Lol Good games with you! See you on TG3. Biggrin

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Yuke
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and if i'm correct it was me and fox you argued with bout the lethal/LTL discussion

MonkeYMaN
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exactly right YUKE, i felt like a big hipocrite when i told my 1st team to take lethal weapons, Worm kept making fun of me after that lol.

And i remember i asked to join SAS_FOX's team and he said
"well are you prepared to kill someone if you have to?"
Man was my face red >.

Yuke
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but i assume your now a real killer if thats the only way to save them lives Wink

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Due to technical issues.... I will be posting this message from Monkey

yep i kill when i need to, but i feel bad about it afterwards >.

Although when i have a team of 4 ill sometimes take a LTL just incase,
When entering with a tacaid my pointman and #2 are clearing the room and theres numerous stunned but non compliant suspects, ill beanbag them.
If entering without a tacaid ill switch to my secondary tho, i know when to play it safe and when im being stupid lol

Of course on maps lik fresnal and Red library, when runners are most likely, ill keep a lethal, the LTL is kinda pointless against an armoured suspect (im not even going to comment on the pepperball)

Welcome to the forums Monkey ^_^

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Welcome to the forums MonkeYMaN. Twisted

Grishenko
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Not very boring at all... maybe the colours keep it lively. (gotta love the *coughing* parts)

I see that you've kept your MonkeYMaN nick Biggrin
even though I only know you as that... since you were one of the very first players on s4tss/TG3 that I've played with... and remembered

I still remember someone leaving when you passed EL to a certain someone who then changed the loadout to FMJ weapons...
with an iWorm laughing on the side Blum 3

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Hey, Lovely Intro, Nice to see another Brit around, Hope to see you on the server.
Jonsi
*cough* Get RVS!

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SAS_Webmaster
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hey monkeyman. Jonsi i dont think you need to cough, Monkeyman knows whats best for him hehe

Yuke
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Hey, Lovely Intro, Nice to see another Brit around, Hope to see you on the server.
Jonsi
*cough* Get RVS!

don't bother monkey man,everytime i wanna play online i have to reinstall it cause the next day i try to play it wont log in anymore at UBI.com -_-

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Hey monkeyman good to see you on the forums

Welcome

turns on ??? too much info mate LOL Lol

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hi monkeyman. nice to see you. last time when i met you i got really angry(u2 if i remember right), because i had the wrong plan and my team died when it comes to you. i know that it was a mistake of myself and i want to say sorry to you. Hope that you notice this post, so maybe we can play together a few rounds on TG#3.
Sry m8 cu soon

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