I'm tha man

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Medic
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I'm tha man

As stated I am tha man here.

So I present you some important facts why men are the dominants....

How many men do you need to open a bottle of beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it!!!!

Why is a laundry shop a bad place to pick up a woman?
Cause if she cant afford a washing machine, she cant affort to take care of you.

Why do women have smaller feet then men?
Cause this is evoulution. They have to stand close to the kitchen bench

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts with; A man once told me....

How do you fix a womans watch?
You dont, there is one on the stove

Why do men fart more then the women?
A woman can't shut up long enough to build the preassure.

If your dog is barking outside your backdoor, and the mrs is yelling outside the front door. Who do you let in first?
Simple, the dog. he will shut up as soon as he gets inside.

Whats worse then a man who si very chauvinistic?
A woman who doesnt do as told!!!

Scientists have discovered a food who reduces the womans crest for sex by 90%
A wedding cake.

Why do men die before their wifes?
Cause they want to....

In the beginning God created the world, and rested
Then he created man, and rested
Then God created a woman
Since that, neither God or man have rested.

Scout
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LMAO LolLolLol

Noli Mi Tangere!!! Don't Tread On Me!!!

SAS_Spawn
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And this totally explains to me why You need to ask the Mrs. permission to Play on the Computer....LMAO!!!!!

and 'The Man", never has to tell anyone he's "The Man"...

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MB
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and 'The Man", never has to tell anyone he's "The Man"...

True True

Join the Dark side! We have cookies!

Scout
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And this totally explains to me why You need to ask the Mrs. permission to Play on the Computer....LMAO!!!!!

This maybe why he still has a Mrs. Wink

Noli Mi Tangere!!! Don't Tread On Me!!!

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No no... I can totally relate to Medic... Once all my chores are completed for the evening... I too collect my bollocks from my missus and take half an hour in front of the lads to play boss....

Unfortunately Medic..... You still have to hand them back by the end of the evening lol

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rofl Carter.

Don't forget the man laws! (*advisory: link has mild language*)

SAS_Ezbass
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LolLolLolLolLolLolLolLol
Man alive I am glad I wear the britches around here.