A couple had been driving long distance, after more then 8 hours on the road they decided to stop at a Hotel and rest. Their intention was to sleep for about 4 hours and resume the trip.
Upon time to "Check Out", the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.
The Husband exclaimed, We slept for 4 hours...why such an enormous Bill?
The desk Clerk responded, we have many amminities you could have taken advantage of. We have an Olympic size pool!
The Husband responded..."but, we did not Use it"
The Desk Clerk responded..."It was there, You Could Have", he continued, "we also have a Theatre with First Rate Movies"....
The Husband again responded..."But, We Slept..we did not see a Movie"
and again the Desk Clerk responded..."Well, It was there, You Could have"
Everytime the Desk Clerk offered another quality of the Hotel, the response from the Husband was the same, and the reply from the Desk Clerk never changed....Finally the Husband took his check book out, wrote the Desk Clerk a check for payment and handed it to the Clerk.
The Clerk responded..."Sir, This check is for $50.00?"
The Husband responded.."I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my Wife"
The Desk Clerk responded..."Sir, I Did Not Sleep with your Wife"
The Husband responded..."Well, She was there, You Could Have"