http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7NIZifWVqU
Barcelona vs. Real Madrid game...every time Barca scores this commentator goes crazy it's freakin hilarious!! I could watch this a billion times...
Just for you Shawty...! 
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[SAS] VET WEST
SQUADRON SERGEANT MAJOR (RET.)
22nd [SAS] E.V.R. - Who Dares Wins
Hey, actually this one is much cooler:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BZFzuAO0fQ
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Shawty
:roll: No sorry, this commentator didn't have like 50 voice cracks just saying the word "GOAL"...so it's not as funny.
[SAS] VET WEST
SQUADRON SERGEANT MAJOR (RET.)
22nd [SAS] E.V.R. - Who Dares Wins
Nice try West.
Here's how to make a dig at Shawty.
First of all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_UaBg-mouc
He owned Messi enough this season.
Second: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJBT7UGO5bw
Watch 9:05 which is really just a joke. Also the red card to Pepe was not deserved. He didn't even touch him. That's exactly how Barcelona wins, with the help of the referee!
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Shawty
Funny thing is even though ronaldo dribbled past Messi I don't recall an instance of Messi lashing out at in stupid kick attack.
Oh and lol @ referees helping barca! Some folks in the EPL say that the refs favours Man U, others say Chelsea. In truth they're just crap at officiating and we got no video evidence. I mean remember how Milito's goal for Inter Milan was offside, or that Bojan had a perfectly legitimate goal disallowed in last year's semi final. Madrid's penalty in the second la Liga game wasn't even a penalty. Abidal's red not a card against Chelsea all those years back. Madrid ending the Copa final with more than 7 men was a pure miracle! Oh I could on and on here, but Mourinho's an ass hat, he conveniently forgets anytime the ref's decision support him. Decisions go both way. The team that plays the ball the most is most likely to get more of the decisions though as guess who's gonna be most likely to commit the foul?.
Even though I don't support them, one thing I do like about Barca is that they've accepted their defeats. Mourinho just moans and moans all day about how everything against him. That man is just a sick sporting character. Even Sir Alec and Arsene does this sometimes, but not anywhere near to the extent of Mo. That guy is a PR genius, dishonest and ruthless to the core. An effective manager though, but please don't buy into his illusions that he loves selling.
http://youtu.be/MuzhxQg2ZXA
Oh and Finally @ the better player.
Messi
Ronaldo.
I'll leave the reader to decide who is the better and least selfish team player.
(It's also worth pointing out that Ronaldo's purple patch in goal scoring came when Real had nothing left to play for other than getting Ronaldo his beloved Pichi.)
Ahahah - what Malty said!
Been trying to tell Shawty how "selfish" of a player Ronaldo is for a while now.
[SAS] VET WEST
SQUADRON SERGEANT MAJOR (RET.)
22nd [SAS] E.V.R. - Who Dares Wins
I watch that video over and over again and all I can do is laugh at Barcelona. This is just a big joke, a disgrace to football. And by the way, don't tell me that Messi ain't selfish
Cristiano Ronaldo (28.04.2011.):
I do not understand why everyone playing against them in the Champions League ends with 10 men, Arsenal, Chelsea. It is not an excuse but playing against 10 is very different to playing with 11. We controlled the game at 11 versus 11 but we conceded two goals when we were down to 10. If I had tried to talk to him (Wolfgang Stark) I would have got a yellow card.
Emmanuel Adebayor after the match Real - Barcelona (28.04.2011.):
Football is a man's game but whenever you play against Barca, whenever you touch them, they are on the floor crying like a baby. I have played three games against Barcelona and each time we have had to play with 10 men. Everyone talks about Barcelona and their fair play but I think they are very far away from fair play. Whenever you make contact when going for a one-on-one or 50-50 ball they are on the floor crying, putting their hand up near their face. Their manager, fans and the players on the bench are always crying. Barcelona is a fantastic club, has fantastic players, but they have to stop that.
Sergio Ramos after the match (27.04.2011.)
You go home outraged after a sending-off that affects the game so deeply. We couldn't believe it. We are realistic and know things are complicated, but Real Madrid must always go for it. This pantomime has to end. I hope measures are taken because such things tarnish the image and spectacle of football. The team and all Madridismos are hurt by what we saw on the pitch tonight.
Rio Ferdinand speaking about Pedro diving (27.04.2011.):
This diving is a joke/embarrassing. When Pedro watches that do you think he'll think 'What was I doing!?'
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Shawty