At school the kids class was discussing what profession they would like to perform when they grew older.
When little Joe was asked he said: I want to follow my fathers footsteps and become a policeofficer. The teacher asked:: Oh, thats nice. So your father works as an policeman? Little Joe replied: Not really. The teacher asked: Not really? What does your father do for a living then?
He is a BURGLUAR!
Hehehehehee
I wish I could post some of the things I've been reading xD