Do YOU understand women ?

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Noer
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Do YOU understand women ?

A man is out for a spin on his Harley along one of California's
beaches, as he suddenly out of the clouds hear the thundering voice of Gods
voice saying to him: "Because you've always been faithful to me I will meet
a wish for you "!

The biker drove into the side and said: "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
run over as often as I want. "

God said: "Your wish is great and materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges such ventures will require to reach the bottom of the ocean
and all that steel and cement to be used. It will at the nearest exhaust
many resource sources. I can do it, but it will be difficult to
justify such a material desire. Take a little more time and think
something that could possibly help mankind. "
The biker thought long about it. Finally he said: "Lord, I want to
I and all men could learn to understand women. I want to
find out how she feels deep inside, what she thinks when she
treat me with a frosty silence when she cries, what she thinks when she
says there is something wrong and how I can make a woman truly
happy ".

The Lord replied: "Will you have 2 or 4 lanes on the bridge"?

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Nice one... Lol

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ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL GOOD ONE!!!

Life has left me more accustomed to the female mind then most of my peers, but as a programmer, I've always felt that if I made it to heaven, that I might ask GOD for a copy the source code for woman.

and spend the rest of the afterlife, trying to figure out the details lol.

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Very true

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SAS_Ezbass
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Thats purty good right there and most likely to true I think. Lol

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True and even 6 lanes are easier Wink

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Pffft, silly boys Blum 3

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Welp since the Good Lord aint gonna explain it and these 50 or so Encyclopedias dont explain it either, I will just go fishin, Dont need no explainin there, just a pole, line and bait, Sit back and be a jerk waitin on another jerk on the end of ya line.

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I can definitely see the appeal of being a fisher. But its going to be hard navigating around that giant bridge to Hawaii sometime in the future lol.

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Now that sounds like the best solution Ez Biggrin

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I've always felt that if I made it to heaven, that I might ask GOD for a copy the source code for woman.

and spend the rest of the afterlife, trying to figure out the details lol.

Hahaha, Spidey, i wonder if god himself understands the code he implemented there.... Maybe he was experimenting how far he could go with recursions and lost the track Wink

But who the heck cares, i LOVE mysteries in this case. Life would be so boring if you really would understand all the secrets of female minds Biggrin

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This could be a new trend...

...and you'll love go shopping with your darling:

--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x1U9vlK7Dg&feature=related

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Hahaha you're right Duke Biggrin

...and i begin to wonder if you are payed by some beer company?? Wink

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hahaha ROTFL ROTFL Nice one m8

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This is just perfect Noer!!
Muahaha I cant stop smiling. hehe

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ROTFL Noer that made me laugh until i cried, if you got anymore please post them i would love to read more Biggrin

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A another great job would be a lighthouse watchman....faaaaaar out!

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