Crossing a bridge

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Crossing a bridge

Once upon a time three Air Force Officers were walking through the woods and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river. But they desperately had to get to the other side. But how, with such a raging torrent? The first Officer knelt down and prayed to the Lord: ?Lord, please give me the strength to cross this river! "

*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs. Now he could swim across the river. It took him about two hours and he almost drowned several times. BUT: he was successful!

The second Officer, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: ?Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools to cross this river!?

*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.

The third Officer who observed all this knelt down and prayed: ?Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the intelligence to cross this river!?

*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord converted the Officer into an SSM. The SSM took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge.

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hahaha,

thats really a fairy tale!
Because if one of these offciers would have been a LCpl, then he would have knelt down on his knees and would have asked God:
"Oh Lord, you are almighty, so please let me be the bridge for the others like always."

and pufffff the LCpl turned into a living bridge, so all the Rcts and Troopers could walk over the dangerous river safely.

LCpls dont need a bridge! We are the bridge for all of you Dirol

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LCpls dont need a bridge! We are the bridge for all of you Dirol

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You are so right hehehe

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Smile

SAS_Ezbass
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Purty good one. Dirol

Yuke
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ghahaha ROFL @ Rasa

lol get laying down then LCpl's Blum 3 XD

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Who pointed him in the right direction? Lol

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Nice one... Lol

But I knew this story with 3 men and 1 woman. The woman took the bridge... Dirol

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See, I thought the Women Pointed at it!!!! Smile

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And when the officers arrived, God provided enough red tape paper from the GCHQ drawers to build a dam, so the officers could cross Moses-style, without walking the extra mile to the bridge.

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Hahaha, nice one Rasa. Smile

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of course only LCpl's ask themselves first: why would i want to cross this river??

and only then they would act upon

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