Once upon a time three Air Force Officers were walking through the woods and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river. But they desperately had to get to the other side. But how, with such a raging torrent? The first Officer knelt down and prayed to the Lord: ?Lord, please give me the strength to cross this river! "
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs. Now he could swim across the river. It took him about two hours and he almost drowned several times. BUT: he was successful!
The second Officer, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: ?Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools to cross this river!?
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.
The third Officer who observed all this knelt down and prayed: ?Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the intelligence to cross this river!?
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord converted the Officer into an SSM. The SSM took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge.
hahaha,
thats really a fairy tale!
Because if one of these offciers would have been a LCpl, then he would have knelt down on his knees and would have asked God:
"Oh Lord, you are almighty, so please let me be the bridge for the others like always."
and pufffff the LCpl turned into a living bridge, so all the Rcts and Troopers could walk over the dangerous river safely.
LCpls dont need a bridge! We are the bridge for all of you
SAS_LCpl_Timbo
You are so right hehehe
Purty good one.
ghahaha ROFL @ Rasa
lol get laying down then LCpl's
XD
Who pointed him in the right direction?
Nice one...
But I knew this story with 3 men and 1 woman. The woman took the bridge...
DUKE, Germany
"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"
See, I thought the Women Pointed at it!!!!
And when the officers arrived, God provided enough red tape paper from the GCHQ drawers to build a dam, so the officers could cross Moses-style, without walking the extra mile to the bridge.
SAS_CPT_Rouge
Hahaha, nice one Rasa.
[SAS] Veteran Chester 22nd Special Air Service - Elite Virtual Regiment
of course only LCpl's ask themselves first: why would i want to cross this river??
and only then they would act upon
You can close your eyes for things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart for things you don't want to feel