As he plumets to Earth he realizes...His Swiss Army Pocket Knife is located in that little forgotten pocket in his Khaki Shorts. As he reaches the Mutant Rabbit..The now forgotten Swiss Army Pocket Knife becomes a Lethal Weapon, he....
as the old long lost funny looking nowegien skihat protects the mutant rabbit with a kind of magical armour. In a fast move he just grabed the skihat away from the surprised rabbit, give it an evil smile and...
suddenly asked: "Hey, why can't we live in peaceful coexistence...?!?" But it was to late: The blonde Babe took the shotgun out of the holster - a standard-configuration for Harleys in a time before time - and...
As our Hero looked on in amazement, she wipes the fur from her chin and the look a realization comes to her face...."THATS WHY I BROUGHT THE SKILLET...TO COOK THE RABBIT! With no further use for the skillet, and our Hero, avoiding the Furry Faced Blond until she brushes her teeth and washes her face, we proceed with our adventure...
..... as we set off along the deserted road that continues for many miles and many hours fade away as the sun falls and the moon rises the sound of wolves can be heard .....then silence not a sound!!! the Harley splutters and suddenly.....
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If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. Anatole France [Jacques Anatole Thibault] (1844-1924)
Shhhh he whispers there is something moving to the left of them (as the bike engine is still running on the floor next to them) a figure emerges through the bushes....
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If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. Anatole France [Jacques Anatole Thibault] (1844-1924)
morning star, which glistered in the moonlight. Angrily Ho Chi Goon Cha Bein Koin Fu Chow mumbled: "Hell, each time i see a Norwegian skihat - each time it means trouble! It seems to be a bad habit somehow and...
...WILL YOU STOP HAVING A GO AT ME!! how was i suppose to know the tyre would blow out..... i think that Walabee gave me a dodgy look he turns round and shouts "...........
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If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. Anatole France [Jacques Anatole Thibault] (1844-1924)
He won't hurt you unless your carrying a bucket of water"
At which she said....
"I don't wanna know what's your guard dog like. Where do we ride, now that we...
"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"
...have an idle schedule?"...
"We ride back up this damn Mountain to get my Swiss Pocket Knife, Look at that Stupid Drunken Spiders Web and fill my Hog up with Gas", Then we can...
do some hanky panky stuff on the black nitted Harley, huh baby
She answers: "Are you........
sure you can handle me? It just needs more than driving a Harley and...
"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"
then they hit a street sign sending her flying face first into the mud and he.....
flies high up into the skies, where he spots a ......
mutant killer rabbit ready to charge 8O our still nameless cutie.
but ...
Gone but not forgotten.
As he plumets to Earth he realizes...His Swiss Army Pocket Knife is located in that little forgotten pocket in his Khaki Shorts. As he reaches the Mutant Rabbit..The now forgotten Swiss Army Pocket Knife becomes a Lethal Weapon, he....
cant kill the Mutant Rabbit because it is wearing his old old long lost funny looking nowegien skihat, then there is only one thing he can do.....
as the old long lost funny looking nowegien skihat protects the mutant rabbit with a kind of magical armour. In a fast move he just grabed the skihat away from the surprised rabbit, give it an evil smile and...
"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"
The mutant killer rabbit bit him on the other finger in revenge as they fell back to earth.
Then the girl now covered in mud whacked the rabbit over the back of the head with a skillet.
"Hope it didn't have rabies"
as she exclaims "where the hell did I get a skillet, I don't even cook". Meanwhile....
the evil mutant rabbit was starting to wake up so....
our Hero, Swiss pocket Knife in Hand, grabs his booty with the mysterous skillet and Runs for his newly aquired Bike, but wait...that mutant rabbit.
suddenly asked: "Hey, why can't we live in peaceful coexistence...?!?" But it was to late: The blonde Babe took the shotgun out of the holster - a standard-configuration for Harleys in a time before time - and...
"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"
"YOU'RE LUNCH RABBIT !!!" and she...
(ok so I'm thinking with my gut lol)
...shot the rabbit, and ate it all... including its eyes.
As our Hero looked on in amazement, she wipes the fur from her chin and the look a realization comes to her face...."THATS WHY I BROUGHT THE SKILLET...TO COOK THE RABBIT! With no further use for the skillet, and our Hero, avoiding the Furry Faced Blond until she brushes her teeth and washes her face, we proceed with our adventure...
..... as we set off along the deserted road that continues for many miles and many hours fade away as the sun falls and the moon rises the sound of wolves can be heard .....then silence not a sound!!! the Harley splutters and suddenly.....
If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. Anatole France [Jacques Anatole Thibault] (1844-1924)
the front tire blew out nearly killing them both.
"Don't you ever check your freakign wheels" the blonde said watching him...
Shhhh he whispers there is something moving to the left of them (as the bike engine is still running on the floor next to them) a figure emerges through the bushes....
If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. Anatole France [Jacques Anatole Thibault] (1844-1924)
A very mean looking wallabee in a funny looking Norwegian skihat and holding a....
morning star, which glistered in the moonlight. Angrily Ho Chi Goon Cha Bein Koin Fu Chow mumbled: "Hell, each time i see a Norwegian skihat - each time it means trouble! It seems to be a bad habit somehow and...
"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"
...WILL YOU STOP HAVING A GO AT ME!! how was i suppose to know the tyre would blow out..... i think that Walabee gave me a dodgy look he turns round and shouts "...........
If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. Anatole France [Jacques Anatole Thibault] (1844-1924)
"Sorry, I missed that Mutant Rabbit with my Shirikan, and it embedded in your front tire...wanna fight for it?"
"Baby get my shotgun"
"Get it yourself"
"Dum gum fung chow it woman, you never turn your back on a mad wallabee!"
"Oh for the love of... It's not even dangerous!"
So Ho Chi Goon Cha Bein Koin Fu Chow drew his Swiss pocket Knife and started looking for a suitable weapon as the mad wallabee....
.... moved into attack position as the attacker brandishing a stainless steel weapon approched as adrenaline rushed the wallabee.....
If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. Anatole France [Jacques Anatole Thibault] (1844-1924)
... but then, suddenly... from out of nowhere... Roger from Tekken and Roger jr showed up, to backup his cousin.
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