A fair bit of the 'You may be addicted to the internet if' and 'Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life' actually apply to me lol.... but its a funny page xD
A few of my favorites:
Windows 95 definition
32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!