Computer jokes

http://www.skye4birds.com/mega.htm

A fair bit of the 'You may be addicted to the internet if' and 'Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life' actually apply to me lol.... but its a funny page xD

A few of my favorites:

Windows 95 definition

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!