Blonde Joke

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Blonde Joke

> As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde woman catches up.
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> She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
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> The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather,
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> and you're losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds
> down the street.
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> When the truck stops for another red light, the woman
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> catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the
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> door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken,
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> the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing
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> some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
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> continues down the street.
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> At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
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> All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks
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> on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says,

> "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're losing some of your load!" When the
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> light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
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> When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the
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> truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after
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> she lowers it, he says . . "Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Michigan
> , and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

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lol thats's a good one. ROTFL

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classic

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Alrighty she knows what kinda trk he is drivin, but he is still loosin his load.