There was this man at a pub staring at his drink for half-an-hour
Then comes in a truck driver and takes his drink, the poor man starts crying the truck driver says "come on man i was joking il buy you another"
"no its not that" says the poor man
"this is the worst day of my life 1st i get fired from my job for coming late then,,i go out to my car and find out it has been stolen the cops took it from me, so i took a taxi home and left my wallet there and the driver just igonred me and went of, then when i got home to see my wife,,she had left me,,then as i was about to put an end to my life you come in and drink my posion" LOL
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