Dumb blonde is on a flight, terrified of flying, and is a heavy smoker. Stays in her seat until the plane is at cruising altitude. She gets up, goes over to the door, and tries to open it so she can have a fag without anyone knowing.
You think it's a joke, and a bad one.
Now read THIS LINK.
Definitely deserves a Darwin Award. See THIS LINK if you have never heard of the Darwin Awards.
The woman was arrested when the plane landed in Australia
I should hope so!!!