one day Bobby was in trouble he forgot his wifes Birthday present she was very *ticked* off so his wife says to him "tomorrow mornign i want something which goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds!!!"
so next day Bobby set to work early in the morning his wife walk up and when she looke throught the window she see`s a small box wrapped up very confused she runs downstairs gets outside and opens it and finds a new BATHROOM SCALE!! 
Bobby was mising for a week.. :oops:
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nice one, and the truth,............nothing but the truth
You can close your eyes for things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart for things you don't want to feel
omg that's the funniest short story EVER were did u hear it or read it?
[SAS]_Vet_Ade Veteran (Vet) 22nd Elite Virtual Regiment.
hehe good joke!
SAS_Walker
22nd [SAS] Elite Virtual Regiment
Good joke
(formerly known as SAS_LCpl_Hunter)
hehe nice joke
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