Dont try to take my Coat!!!

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. > Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.
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> I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I > hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, > threatening our lives and me.
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> You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
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> I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important > message.
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> First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol > after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing > the jacket for a reason.
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> My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol > for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very > evening.
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> Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at > your head wasn't it?
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> I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from > bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with > me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come > help mug us again].
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> After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, > I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled > up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your > credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was > extremely grateful!
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> I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with > all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
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> I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked > at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the > entire driver's side of the car.
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> Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
> Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a > little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
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> Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's > office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible > target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I > guess while he traced your number etc.).
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> In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel > this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your > threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these > rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the > opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've > chosen to pursue in life.
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> Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
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> Have a good day!
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> Thoughtfully yours,
> EZ
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> P.S. Remember this motto.
> . An armed society makes for a more civil society!