Talkin bout puters

I hear yall talkin bout these puters and such alot but still end up baffled, Like when yall talk bout Rebootin, Welp Rebootin is somethin I do after I get done scratchin my feet, I reboot.

Then ya say somethin about a server? Welp that is the fellar that doles out the beans. and then ya have this thing called spread sheet, welp we call it one way for fertilizin the garden.

Yall know that to us a Hardrive is a truck with two flats,stripped out gears and a burnt out clutch after that wifey that wouldnt shut up got done drivin it.

You ask me bout Hardware a picture of nuts bolts nails and screws comes to mind.

O yea and a 3.5" Floppy, yep thats a droppin of a really small cow. and after it sits out in the sun for a spell it changes to a Micrachip.

and this Point and Click, Welp that is what happens when ya gun dont fire at a big ole buck.