The Wedding TEST

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and usually went bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day "little sister" called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire
future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"

And the moral of this story is:

........Always keep your condoms in your car.