Tales from TG#3 AND TG#1...

Hehehe, thats alot of funny situations Duke. I was there when Wormmiester, Woodlake88th and MonkeyMan started singing. 8O I couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes....

Opening a door, slicing the pie only to find a tango taking up my entire screen; blocking the door way -> So close you could bite him! Blast a long burst of MP5A4+SD into him only to get a Shotgun shell to the face in Raven Shield. And see the results on the score board as 12 rounds fired with 1 hit !!!

And back in SWAT3:

Coming down the stair well into a Bank store room.... Seeing a beautiful Blonde at the foot of the stairs.

Ask her for her phone number, and she turns around with an UZI !!!! -> I guess no date? LOL

EDIT:

A new one......

Tonight I took JHP, most suspects had Kevlar vests. So of course I went for head shots 90% of the time, the rest were stun shots pending a 'kill' shot to the skull.

TWICE in a row.... I meet a tango in the dark... With a Gasmask.... Made of Kevlar !!!

9 to his skull later.... And 3 in my face not pretty =/ but hilarious !

TG3:

- Changing my name to SAS_Milene along with Lazko to Lizzy and Noer to Noerette flirting with the other guys in the server and getting beaten to death by Rasa for not wearing my proper uniform

- A Demonstration by Rasa of "Bad RoE" by shooting Civilians, team mates and myself with a bean bang shotgun.

- Rasa killing a hostage because mistaking his breaching shotgun for his ltl shottie

- getting a person to leave because I wrote in chat "I wanna get private with lizzy" refering to the fact that me and laz changed to another team. He might have gotten that sentence wrong...

- shooting 5 rounds into a suspects head and still he's getting me

- getting killed because someone launched a bang grenade at my chest

- shooting a sting grenade via launcher into the point man's back and stinging my whole team a few moments after and then a suspects steps out of the door

TG1:

- sneaking to the back of a crouched tango ... accidently touch him ... he turns around I pull the trigger ... he stands up letting me shoot between his legs and getting killed by him a few moments afterwards

- dancing 2 3/4 round around tango in TG1 before being force to shot him

- dancing around a tango with shotgun untill he has to reload his shottie

- shooting rouge right into the back with a SR being in IR mode during my first encounters with SAS

- shooting eguor in my Rct time ... who then changed his name to SAS_Rouge ... that was the time when I stopped pointing guns at teammates ...

- getting frag by Spidey because his frag bounced of the helmet of the man infront of him

have one more; last time ,. i joined with non SAS!, we did the map "Red library offices", and in the stairswell with the 3 doors, and the door down to garage, there was a suspect at the top of that floor. We came out of the second floor and he was at the door. So we decided to shout. He didn't react to this. We shot in the wall behind him and shout again.
---> nothing happens
so we decided to threw a bang upstairs
the bang goes on , detonate behind him
----> HE DIDN'T REACT
so we go up and decided to use a tazer
it works and we arrest him
we thought about how idiot a susp can be and found out that this was the silliest susp all over the map(game)

Can't forget the Midgets on TG#1
for those of you that dont know: when you throw a frag at spawn. It's supposed to help wake up the server.

Oh there is a few anecdotes I might have

1)I was a freshly promoted Trooper at that time and I was playing in the server with Rasa and Fox. For fun I was changing my name often. When I decided to put my original name back I wrote SAS_Rct_Lazko. Fox and Rasa were laughing their butts off of course seeing that I demoted myself. Thing is it took me a lot of time to realise it...

2)Me and Alliednations back in the original SWAT4 days, completed the Mt Threshold Research Center wit ha (wanted) score of -405...We had fun that day.

3)A day we met a guy named KM. An innoncent german kid screaming "Officer Down!" on VoIP. It was very funny and whenever we (me and Rasa) talk about somebody with a high pitched voice, we compare him to KM.

4)When i was still a PR, I used to play a lot on TG2. There I met [SAS]_Vet_Fury. I, in my dumbness did not know that "Vet" meant "Veteran" so i started to call him [SAS]_Velvet_Fury. I wonder what he though of me at this time

5)I used to find various way to suicide with style. For example: I would go on the upstair balcony in Red Library Offices, go in the employees break-room, turn on the radio. dance, and then blow myself up with C2 I put on the door. Usually players could see me in the role of a human canonball.

6)I used to disguise myself in [SAS]_Lizzie and fool around creating doubts in peoples mind about my sanity.

7)I used to fire in the water pipes down in the St Micheal Hospital and then singning "I'm singing in the rain" and dancing.

Me, Fox, and Valroe once played the SSF mod. On a map we had to move down several flight of stairs. At every level we could see a door by the staircase but it was fake. So each time Fox would ask Valroe to open it and he would try it without success. After a while he realised we were teasing him.

Thats it for today

Can't forget the Midgets on TG#1
for those of you that dont know: when you throw a frag at spawn. It's supposed to help wake up the server.

I tried to run 8O but got shot anyway lol, I have evidence off this "mishap".
Spose to wake up the server lol lies or truth? ummm
Jonsi

I felt the same way you did when i first expereinced that a couple years back

bigass kickin'it tonight

at 01:54 (23:54 GMT) Cpl_Lazko was constantly asking the time in GMT, i had no idea why
then the clock sturk 0:00 GMT and all hell broke loose...................got back my SAS status!
yeeeeeeehaa

ignorance is a bless

All ready to rumble,,,,,,,,,,,,,Lake is back.

nr1 ................time is running out.

nr2 ................time is running out.

nr3 ............... time is running out..

nr4 ............. let it all hang out

(apollo four fourty....time is running out!)

back and back to stay!

TG3:

Running into a room with suspects on both sides and getting shot in the back.

Entering a room in Department of Agriculture when I run out of ammunution. Good thing I have a pistol as secondary, wait a minute - what am I going to do with a cobra?! 8O

I place 15 bullets into a tango with an Mp5 and he lives, then kills me moments later....

Placing an entire clip into an already downed tango, just to be sure he's really dead.

About 4 people run into a room, there's only one tango and there's four of us shooting at him. He escapes from the room without a scratch.

Clearing a room and accidently shooting a gas tank, wiping out Lake, myself and everyone else within 5 meters.

More from the Training Ground....

When I first started playing with the SAS and had just gotton teamspeak, I assigned push to talk button to the melee attack key in Swat. It took me awhile to get around to fixing it so for the next several weeks, everytime I turned on teamspeak I'd punch somebody in the back. It was quite histerical until I got tired of apologizing and fixed it.

Once when I was in an element as #2nd, Duke was #3rd (EL). I bounced a gas off a door and it stops in the middle of the doorway, the front men get gassed while Duke storms in and saves the day.

A similar story follows when I use stingers... 8O

Same situation as before only this time the stinger bounces back and stings the whole team, we quickly close the door before a tango can come out to greet us.

EDIT: A new one....

Playing on Fairfax Residence just me and Val. We brought all sorts of tacaids (CS, Bangs, Stingers) I also brought a bang launcher for myself. We cleared until we reached Melinda Kline's cell, I launched a bang from the launcher... and struck Val in the head, knocking him out. I cleared the rest of the map and the mission was completed, but not without one man down... sure to wake up with a headache.

What a great forum topic my funniest and worse was:

Checking under a door with an opti and then sus opens the door and i try attacking him with the opti........

My hampster walking across the laptop while he was playing and killing Scout, Lake, Duke on the touchpad in one go back when i first started and got kicked majorly!

Being in the middle of two suspects and moved and they shot each other only ever seen this happen once!

Running out of ammo completely and having to try shouting and punching 3 suspects!

There are some great ones on this forum Hilarious!!!

I got a new one hehehe

It was nearly 4am here on my side and I wanted to make one last good game with Big12 in a buddy team. So we tried it 3-4 times a Big12 always got killed (was always very unlucky and not really his fault!!!)
Then Semper, grish and big brought up the challenge for me that i may only go to bed when Big survives. And their evil comments made me think.
So I decided after we nearly finished the map to order Big12 to one of the bathrooms in the map and locked him in the toilet. And then we finished the map (ok, only civ left) but finally we finished it and I can go to bed NOW!

yea Timbo thanks alot for that.....

but ya know what its cool b/c................

I am the SAS Champion in Boxing!!! (at least on the TG#3 side )

how did u lock him??
did u wedge him in there?

And the most funny times for me is when we get a non english speaking polish guy the Sus(Me) killed him and he was SWEARING LIKE HELL(in polish) and im joking i didnt kill him^^

You know Vesper, we are SAS. So if I tell a Rct to stay in the toilet, he will do it without questioning. Thats better than a wedge or a lock !

Yes indeed, Big12 has "punched" me from the throne ! Hes the new champion. Time for Lazko to return hehehe

ok ok ok cool..

B: ROTFL

BTW Chester you think this was bad??

Placing an entire clip into an already downed tango, just to be sure he's really dead.

i put 200 i ONE sus