...you force your classmates to stack on the door in single file
...at a club, you shout "Reloading" if you've emptied your drink, and shout "clear" if it's filled again
... you come in to a room and shout: "everybody down"
...when you pick up all possible weapons (i.e. Scissors, cutter knives) from the floor
...you force the person in front of you to walk crouched
...you check the map of your office/school before entering it, and taking cover behind various objects
...you look at people and assess their tactical movement
You know you've been too long in SAS when...
Tue, 07/02/2006 - 17:28
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You know you've been too long in SAS when...
-- when you talk on msn to your non-SAS friends and type messages like:
yHi James!
yWhat are you doing at the weekend?
I do that on Xfire constantly. The window is ready for chat but i start with "y" first then i have to backspace as a mutter to myself.
SAS_Vet_Random
Lt. Col (Retired)
22nd [SAS] Elite Virtual Regiment
... when someone says to you in the street.. 'see that guy over there?' and he turns around to hear you double tap the poor fellow at 100 yards.
Lt_Col WIZ, VC, MiD (Ret)
Hehe Rasa..
...When you shout “Compromised” while sitting whit your girlfriend to the left and the girl to the right is hitting on you.
...When you shout “Frag!!”, and jumps to cover where you by an accident hit and push down the TV that breaks into pieces, because the postman has arrived whit your bills.
...When you shout “Cover Me”, before entering the house, where you are about to visit your new father-in-law for the first time.
...
When you see someone on rollerskates and you think its a tango
LOL James
- When you say "lol" when you laugh.
- When you see a dead body and report it to TOC and then you walk away(ok, thats one was weird, sorry)
- When you shout "Drop your weapon!" 10 times to a thief that are robbing you.
- When you, after you have been robbed and the robber punched you down, are laying on the ground til "someone reports you". Then you think you are going to "dissapear" from the ground (swat 3)
ehm
'When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.' --- 37% of Americans agree that while they would hate being British, they wouldn't mind having a British accent. --- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
When you shout "Tango Spotted" every time you see a flowery shirt..
When you say "Threat Neutralized" after you've killed a fly or any insect.
When you say "Hold Position" every time the light turns red
only those who will
You know you've been too long in SAS when...
...you shout "Objective Reached" when you sit down on the toilet-seat.
...when you say "Escorting Precious Cargo" when you pick up your daughter at school.
lmao!!
Some really I've been in SAS tooo longs.
When you check purps hands when shopping for gorcery stores.
When you auto convert times into 24 hour GMT time.
When you call Tango Heard when you hear a funny sound
When you yell HIT THE DECK when some one tosses something at you.
When you call Obj Reached when you get back to what you where doing.
When you say "Oh laugh Out Load" when something is funny.
When you yell I'M HIT!!! When you stub your toe.
You whisperl compromised in her ear when your "alone" and in "privite"
and you here foot steps coming for your door.
Ya follow walls when entering rooms
You wont stand infront of doors ever when opening them
You always have something to reference real life to an SOP's reason why it's an SOP.
Ehh, can't post it - to dirty...
How many grocery stores do you own again Spidey?
He's building a secret empire.
lmao yall don't pay me to spell ^_^
*in* not *for*
ahh the good old y syndrome, has anyone found a cure to that yet?
"Game over man." Pvt. Hudson. SAS 22nd E.V.R.
Maybe bind your talk key to a key that isn't a letter, like Ctrl or Alt so it doesn't matter when you press it before you type. Haven't done it myself but it would work.
I use control for TeamSpeak, and Alt for Channel Commander lolololollolololololol
The worlds got the y syndrom ^_^
ylol
yi dont know
ywhat you mean
ylol
Lt_Col WIZ, VC, MiD (Ret)
yhahahahaha