because... the caterpillar owned the oil store on 4th street and was no match for his mind tricks. He'd have to use all of his cunning to get his carrots back, the man started...
Unfortunately those Russian fire ants started to mutate into mini Palins, since they were over exposed to Sarah Palins repeated speeches of seeing Russia from her backyard ....
At which point our hero called in a favour with a drunken S.A.C. veteran and had a nuclear bomb dropped on the place.
Strangely our Hero, the catapiller, Barrack Obama in his lovely pink pokadot dress, and 20 foot tall Sarah Palin covered in Russian fire ants, suddenly found themselves blown back in time a few thousand years....
lo and behold, they saw the Governator in a loin cloth, carrying off a most bodacious babe with long blong hair....
(Seriously, don't ask how I come up with this stuff lol)
And then the bodacious babe smashed the stone aged Governators head through a cave wall in anger... shouting "This magic amulet around my neck, gives me the strength of ..."
knowing he was allergic did not alter his determination to stop that Large Caterpillar from ....
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that Large Caterpillar from .... stealing all of his carrots and thus ruining the experiments! So he .......
So he tried to convince the caterpillar that it had no need for carrots but it rather needed lots of oil ....
Those who believe to be something, have stopped to become something
but his feudal attempt to convince the caterpillar that it needed oil was in vain, because ....
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because... the caterpillar owned the oil store on 4th street and was no match for his mind tricks. He'd have to use all of his cunning to get his carrots back, the man started...
...to take out his Swisse-Pocketknife with 65 functions
in an attempt to...
"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"
chop up the carrots before the caterpillar could swipe them, but ....
the caterpillar was too fast so he gutted the caterpillar with the sharpest tool he had on his Swisse-Pocketknife which was ....
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... the double barrelled 18-gauge, sawed off, fully automatic Zombie-Hunter 9000 shotgun, with a 120 shells in a hopper and auxiliary pump.
YES - he loved this multi-toy which saved his life at least a dozen times in a time before time he remembered.
Looking back, thinking of that pretty wild Lady he met, made him feel...
"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"
very very sorry that he grew up in the Seltora culture where men are made into eunuchs at the age of 13...
but as a benefit of it, he got to spend his teenage years guarding the harem of the great ........
guarding the harem of the great...Topkapi, he thought back now to his earliest teenage memory...
of a girl he met when he was camping in the Australian Outback with his father and some friends ....
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After a successful crocodile-hunt they were preparing the barbecue, as he suddenly heard a near cry for help...
"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"
It Barrack Obama again....in his pink toto being chased by Sarah Palin.......screaming......Bulldogsssss !!! DONT WEAR LIPSTICK ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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this only angered Sarah Palin to a point where she started to transform into ....
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A 20 foot tall hockey mom holding a rocket launcher which she used ....
to scratch her back, which was itching terribly, because
Those who believe to be something, have stopped to become something
she was covered in 40,000 Russian fire ants that had come across the border which she could see from her house
Unfortunately those Russian fire ants started to mutate into mini Palins, since they were over exposed to Sarah Palins repeated speeches of seeing Russia from her backyard ....
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At which point our hero called in a favour with a drunken S.A.C. veteran and had a nuclear bomb dropped on the place.
Strangely our Hero, the catapiller, Barrack Obama in his lovely pink pokadot dress, and 20 foot tall Sarah Palin covered in Russian fire ants, suddenly found themselves blown back in time a few thousand years....
lo and behold, they saw the Governator in a loin cloth, carrying off a most bodacious babe with long blong hair....
(Seriously, don't ask how I come up with this stuff lol)
"Welcome back in the Stone Age" she said. "A time where men were real men - born as hunters - and women were...
"What's the plan?
Track'em, find'em, kill'em!"
17 inch long swords. Just a little dumber, though."
And then the bodacious babe smashed the stone aged Governators head through a cave wall in anger... shouting "This magic amulet around my neck, gives me the strength of ..."
17 inch long swords!"
She then started to sing Over the Rainbow where skys are blue and
Showed me the original manuscript of "Cable Guy", so that I..
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could learn to talk with a lisp similar to the one that Jim Carrey portrayed in the movie ....
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. She also said she could give him a
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